"Hungry Eyes!" 

#omg  #noel  
  • Baby: d-d-d..
  • Dad: daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
  • Baby: dearest darlingest momsie and popsicle
  • Dad: ...eh close enough
  • teacher: you need a 3 ring binder in my class
  • teacher: *doesn't hole punch anything*

"Could you perhaps, um, sing -"
"Baa Baa Black Sheep like I’m very frightened?"

#bae stop  #david  #wilty  

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

vanessafredh:

Perfect place to sleep on We Heart It.

vanessafredh:

Perfect place to sleep on We Heart It.

#cute